uane scowritan in dhe Niow Eeld Englisc

New Old English
Dhe Niow Eeld Englisc

Hiit is sligtliic funniicer. Dhu scirerliik wendt uano tung bi uanem biit heerr, uanem biit dheerr, and ta-da'st! Ce, inst-uaner-strike, semth alst aniowo. Uano tung dhat dhu knowst, becomth saomthiing lik uano fremd tung. Ic trai to wendan wordes in todaysth Engliscanye and insteadst, ic thiink of wordes in dhe Frenc. Butt, moorr tungaskolo laterr.

Hwaii, dhu askst me, makan uano sutc funnic tung? Ic eyam leyarnang dhe Frenc, uano Romansth tung. Tuo oftern hiit semth dhat gwe woorrciip dhe Latin. Histhes words eyarnth bettoorr, and longes wordes dhat nuon canth to understandan semeth to eyarnan bout downst to. So, ic madt dhiso tung foorr faitan foorr dhe englisc.

Saomertimers, dhe Niow Eeld Englisc semth lik dhe Doytcmanc, dhe Cakespeare and dhe Dutce alsttogedherr, dhen dhe Englisc.

Uaner kwik wid. Dhe Niow Eeld Englisc bith noot alst flaulesse foorr spellyan suonwaiz.

seek => i
bit => ii
sh => c
ch => tc
there => dh
meth => th
make => e
ten => ee
duh => er
dinner => err
plus => ao
too => u
good => uu
at => a
papa => aa
wrote => o
father (back A) => oa
wrought => oo
cow => au
Acadi(y)a => y
aggh => x

weeldanyers foorr stoppers:

pop (aspirated) => pp
spy (deaspirated) => p
buy => b

Dher Niow Eeld Engliscst tung diclainth adjectivems.

Uanee makth wordelinkanye (laiik Fr. liaison). Uanee saith "Niow Eeld Englisc" as [Nio.wɛl.deŋlisʃ] in IPAm.

Ce makth "strango and weko" declensionem. Naomes, adjectivems and adverbems diclaineth strangolic if nuon articlem is befoorr dhe naom. Dheyi diclaineth if therr is uon.

uon to uon thusend in dhe Niow Eeld Englisc

uon
tuo
thre
fuor
faiive
siics
sevn
ext
naiin
tteen
eleevn
tueelv
thiertteen
fuortteen
fiffetteen
siicstteen
seffenteen
extteen
nintteen
tueentte
thiiyertte
fuortte
fiffette
sicstte
sevnertte
extte
nintte
haondrerd
thusend

morr wiileth comen.